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ULTRAVIOLET CLEARANCE ONLY! Traitorous Documents!!!

A collection of documents and information regarding a group of troubleshooters that were just starting out in their service to the Computer.

Troubleshooter Trainee Aptitude Exam HW7.06/FIGT
Distributed by the Office of Information Collection and the Office of Forms and Vouchers, PLC
Troubleshooter Training Diploma Form U4R-D3AD(b)/7A
Distributed by the Office of Information Collection and the Office of Forms and Vouchers, PLC

WARNING!

  • These are not for the faint-hearted and most-loyal of Citizens.
    These are actual documents written in their own hands!

Details:

Through some the reports of loyal citizens and trouble-shooters, and as well as some interrogation of many many commie mutant traitors the following details were discovered about the sordid tales of the people involved.

At one point Peter had his head blown off by a Vulture Squad member.

  • Vulture Squad member: "What is going on here?"
  • Peter: "The Commies they are making me do this!"
  • Vulture Squad member: "Commies Where!!"
  • Peter: "There in my mind!"
  • Vulture Sqaud member: *raises gun the Hunter's head and fires*

 

Hunter managed to infiltrate another Troubleshooter squad. He did this by convincing them that they party member he was replacing was a commie mutant traitor sent to infiltrate their party. Once they eiliminated that party member Hunter, was considered a very valuable member of the new troubleshooter team, having just saved the team from a commie mutant traitor. When it Hunter's original team came looking for him, the other party started a noisy situation because they didn't want him to leave. It ended when the Vulture Squad showed up and eliminated the noisy team. Apparently they were happily claiming to be Communists.

Peter was carrying a Automaton Citizen Unit (ACU) across a trench via a makeshift bridge where he and the ACU fell in. Now being stuck at the bottom of the trench with the ACU, the rest of the team crosses the bridge. There they proceed to release a flood of water to help put out the fire blocking another ACU. The water rushes by and puts at the fire and then proceeds to fill up the Trench were Peter is stuck. Not being able to save the ACU Peter suddenly finds out that the ACU is actually a Commie Mutant Traitor and shots it "dead". This doesn't help him the trench, though but does prevent him from drowning.

The first pass at the test ends miserably, and Peter is still stuck at the bottom of the trench, in a lot of water. The testing room begins to reset for the next attempt, and in the process the water begins to drain out of the trench via a small drainage pipe in the bottom near Peter. Peter unforunatly gets his foot stuck in the pipe. This requires his fellow troubleshooters to have to help him out. This involves a crowbar and a chainsaw along the way.

The party makes another attempt at rescuing the "Citizens" in distress in the room. The biggest difference between the test now and the last time is that scrawled in fresh paint across the ACU is "LOYAL CITIZEN! NOT A TRAITOR!"

At one point the troubleshooting team unloads almost all the destructive power in their arsenal on a door, that simply required being lifted up, by hand.

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